5 year old girl- I’ve been tooting durring naptime, just quietly!

Teacher (holding a play phone)- Yes he is here.  It is for you.

Boy- Who is it?

Teacher- Your cousin George

Boy- I don’t have a cousing George

Teacher- Well, you do for pretend

Boy- No…(thinking)…It is my Chinese cousin Andrew!

Articulate 4 year old girl (pulling on V-neck of her sweater)- Look at my nipple; it tickles!

Teacher-you shouldn’t pull on your sweater, it will stretch it out and make it too big to fit.

Articulate 4 year old girl- My nipples are really ticklish!

Teacher- We do not need to know that,

Second 4 year old girl (interrupting)- My daddy has a nipple.  (As an after-thought) My mommy has two!