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Board of education
Apr 22nd, 2009 by Marcia

4 year old boy- My mom had a walking stick and she spanked me with it.

What would you do
Apr 16th, 2009 by Marcia

5 year old girl- When people are naughty, my Sunday-school teacher kisses them.  So the kids scoot away.

4 year old girl- My Sunday-school teacher left because she kissed someone and got mad.

Not me
Apr 6th, 2009 by Marcia

Teacher- Is there poop in your diaper?

2 year old- No

Teacher- Do you know who has poop in their diaper?

2 year old- Miss Teacher

Where is the beef
Apr 2nd, 2009 by Marcia

Dad- What are you cooking for dinner?

3 year old daughter- Pizza!

Nap time is over
Mar 21st, 2009 by Marcia

2 year old girl- 4 year old girl won’t stop waking up

I like to sleep
Mar 20th, 2009 by Marcia

4 year old girl- 2 year old girl is coming to my house to take a nap

2 year old girl- I am so excited!

Last week it was McDonalds
Mar 5th, 2009 by Marcia

teacher- Where did you get your toy to share?

4 year old- Burger King

Aisle 11
Mar 4th, 2009 by Marcia

4 year old girl- (To teacher with newly colored hair) Where did you get your hair?

Ugly Salon
Mar 3rd, 2009 by Marcia

5 year old girl- You may not like the ponytail we are doing…

teacher- I might not?  Why is that?

4 year old- Because it is gonna be ugly!

Technologically Impared
Mar 2nd, 2009 by Marcia

2 year old girl- I don’t have a computer at home

teacher- Does your mommy or papa have a computer at home?

2 year old girl- They surely do

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