4 year old boy- My mom had a walking stick and she spanked me with it.

5 year old girl- When people are naughty, my Sunday-school teacher kisses them.  So the kids scoot away.

4 year old girl- My Sunday-school teacher left because she kissed someone and got mad.

Teacher- Is there poop in your diaper?

2 year old- No

Teacher- Do you know who has poop in their diaper?

2 year old- Miss Teacher

Dad- What are you cooking for dinner?

3 year old daughter- Pizza!

2 year old girl- 4 year old girl won’t stop waking up

4 year old girl- 2 year old girl is coming to my house to take a nap

2 year old girl- I am so excited!

teacher- Where did you get your toy to share?

4 year old- Burger King

4 year old girl- (To teacher with newly colored hair) Where did you get your hair?

5 year old girl- You may not like the ponytail we are doing…

teacher- I might not?  Why is that?

4 year old- Because it is gonna be ugly!

2 year old girl- I don’t have a computer at home

teacher- Does your mommy or papa have a computer at home?

2 year old girl- They surely do