4 year old girl- (To teacher with newly colored hair) Where did you get your hair?

4 Year Old Girl- My dad is an electrician.  Sometimes he works late.  He has meetings.

Articulate 4 year old girl (pulling on V-neck of her sweater)- Look at my nipple; it tickles!

Teacher-you shouldn’t pull on your sweater, it will stretch it out and make it too big to fit.

Articulate 4 year old girl- My nipples are really ticklish!

Teacher- We do not need to know that,

Second 4 year old girl (interrupting)- My daddy has a nipple.  (As an after-thought) My mommy has two!