5 year old girl- When people are naughty, my Sunday-school teacher kisses them.  So the kids scoot away.

4 year old girl- My Sunday-school teacher left because she kissed someone and got mad.

4 Year Old Boy- Do you know why I like you?

5 Year Old Girl- Because of my hair.

4 Year Old Boy- Because I like you and your hair smells nice.

—three minutes later—

4 Year Old Boy- Do you know why I will always love you?

5 Year Old Girl- No.

4 Year Old Boy- Becauseyou are nice to me.