4 year old boy- Knock! Knock!

Grandma- Who’s there?

4 year old boy- Tree

Grandma- Tree who?

4 year old boy- Don’t'cha even know your own middle name? Ha! Ha! Ha!

4 Year Old Girl- (deep voice) I’m gonna give you a whoopin’.

Teacher- Do you know what that means?

4 Year Old Girl- It is when you go like this (smacking hand down on roof of doll house)

Teacher- Where did you learn that?

4 Year Old Girl- My sisters classroom.

Teacher (holding a play phone)- Yes he is here.  It is for you.

Boy- Who is it?

Teacher- Your cousin George

Boy- I don’t have a cousing George

Teacher- Well, you do for pretend

Boy- No…(thinking)…It is my Chinese cousin Andrew!