4 Year Old Girl- (opening a new can) It hurts my mind!

3 Year Old- Own name is not child.  Own name is Chinese.

4 Year Old Boy- I won’t pee on you, Miss Teacher.

4 Year Old Boy- Do you know why I like you?

5 Year Old Girl- Because of my hair.

4 Year Old Boy- Because I like you and your hair smells nice.

—three minutes later—

4 Year Old Boy- Do you know why I will always love you?

5 Year Old Girl- No.

4 Year Old Boy- Becauseyou are nice to me.

3 Year Old Girl- (Calling out full name of other little girl) do not walk away from me!

4 Year old Girl-Your hair is cool.

Teacher with new hair cut- Thank you.

3 Year Old Boy-It is not cool. It is pretty

3 Year Old Girl- (3rd person own name) xxxxx is walking in the mud. HA HA HA HA

All the teachers laugh

3 Year Old Girl- Was that funny?

Teacher (holding a play phone)- Yes he is here.  It is for you.

Boy- Who is it?

Teacher- Your cousin George

Boy- I don’t have a cousing George

Teacher- Well, you do for pretend

Boy- No…(thinking)…It is my Chinese cousin Andrew!