Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/preschool/wordpress/wp-settings.php on line 512

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/preschool/wordpress/wp-settings.php on line 527

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/preschool/wordpress/wp-settings.php on line 534

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/preschool/wordpress/wp-settings.php on line 570

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/preschool/wordpress/wp-includes/cache.php on line 103

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/preschool/wordpress/wp-includes/query.php on line 61

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/preschool/wordpress/wp-includes/theme.php on line 1109
Heard at Preschool » Free Play

 
»
S
I
D
E
B
A
R
«
Play-Doh
Feb 19th, 2009 by Marcia

4 Year Old Girl- (opening a new can) It hurts my mind!

I Stand Corrected
Feb 17th, 2009 by Marcia

3 Year Old- Own name is not child.  Own name is Chinese.

With All Due Respect
Feb 15th, 2009 by Marcia

4 Year Old Boy- I won’t pee on you, Miss Teacher.

Happy Valentine’s Day
Feb 14th, 2009 by Marcia

4 Year Old Boy- Do you know why I like you?

5 Year Old Girl- Because of my hair.

4 Year Old Boy- Because I like you and your hair smells nice.

—three minutes later—

4 Year Old Boy- Do you know why I will always love you?

5 Year Old Girl- No.

4 Year Old Boy- Becauseyou are nice to me.

Happy Birthday Mr President
Feb 12th, 2009 by Marcia

3 Year Old Girl- (Calling out full name of other little girl) do not walk away from me!

New Do
Feb 8th, 2009 by Marcia

4 Year old Girl-Your hair is cool.

Teacher with new hair cut- Thank you.

3 Year Old Boy-It is not cool. It is pretty

There Was Rain
Feb 7th, 2009 by Marcia

3 Year Old Girl- (3rd person own name) xxxxx is walking in the mud. HA HA HA HA

All the teachers laugh

3 Year Old Girl- Was that funny?

No George Here
Feb 3rd, 2009 by Marcia

Teacher (holding a play phone)- Yes he is here.  It is for you.

Boy- Who is it?

Teacher- Your cousin George

Boy- I don’t have a cousing George

Teacher- Well, you do for pretend

Boy- No…(thinking)…It is my Chinese cousin Andrew!

»  Substance: WordPress   »  Style: Ahren Ahimsa