2 year old girl- Hit me in my butt!

4 year old boy- The ice is frozing.

5 year old girl- ….11  12   18  19  16  17!

4 year old girl- DW spat on our television.

5 year old girl- When people are naughty, my Sunday-school teacher kisses them.  So the kids scoot away.

4 year old girl- My Sunday-school teacher left because she kissed someone and got mad.

Teacher- Is there poop in your diaper?

2 year old- No

Teacher- Do you know who has poop in their diaper?

2 year old- Miss Teacher

5 year old girl- You may not like the ponytail we are doing…

teacher- I might not?  Why is that?

4 year old- Because it is gonna be ugly!

2 year old girl- I don’t have a computer at home

teacher- Does your mommy or papa have a computer at home?

2 year old girl- They surely do

4 year old boy- You are freaking me out!

5 Year Old Girl- Remember when I was 4 and I peed my pants?  It happens all the time.