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I must have forgotten
May 19th, 2009 by Marcia

4 year old boy- Knock! Knock!

Grandma- Who’s there?

4 year old boy- Tree

Grandma- Tree who?

4 year old boy- Don’t'cha even know your own middle name? Ha! Ha! Ha!

Board of education
Apr 22nd, 2009 by Marcia

4 year old boy- My mom had a walking stick and she spanked me with it.

Where is the beef
Apr 2nd, 2009 by Marcia

Dad- What are you cooking for dinner?

3 year old daughter- Pizza!

Technologically Impared
Mar 2nd, 2009 by Marcia

2 year old girl- I don’t have a computer at home

teacher- Does your mommy or papa have a computer at home?

2 year old girl- They surely do

Put Up Your Dukes
Mar 1st, 2009 by Marcia

3 year old boy- I’m gonna knock you up!

I Do Not Think That Word Means What You Think It Means
Feb 27th, 2009 by Marcia

4 Year Old Boy- My dad used to be a girl, now he is a boy.

Wash Your Hands
Feb 20th, 2009 by Marcia

4 Year Old Boy- Sometimes we have cockroaches in our basement and in our dryer.

Doll House Role Play
Feb 16th, 2009 by Marcia

4 Year Old Girl- (deep voice) I’m gonna give you a whoopin’.

Teacher- Do you know what that means?

4 Year Old Girl- It is when you go like this (smacking hand down on roof of doll house)

Teacher- Where did you learn that?

4 Year Old Girl- My sisters classroom.

Give a Kid a Break
Feb 11th, 2009 by Marcia

Teacher- What did you do on vacation?

4 Year Old Boy- I got a haircut

3 Year Old Girl- My daddy put me under the water (swimming lessons, we think)

5 Year Old Boy- I put my clothes on (no mention of his trip to Disney World)

4 Year Old Boy #2- we went to Disney Land

4 Year Old Girl- I went to Myrtle Beach

5 Year Od Boy- I didn’t have a vacation

Choo Choo
Feb 6th, 2009 by Marcia

4 YearOld Girl- A mouse bit me on the train.

Teacher- What did your dad do about that?

4 Year Old Girl- He killed it and my sister said “Don’t kill him, he is nice.”

Teacher- What did your mom do?

4 Year Old Girl- She was afraid it was going to go in her bottom.

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