2 year old girl getting diaper changed-  Do you like my bottom?

4 year old girl- (To teacher with newly colored hair) Where did you get your hair?

Teacher- Name a body part

3 Year Old Boy- Shelf

Teacher- One of my body parts

3 Year Old Boy- Bookshelf

Teacher- Part of my body

3 Year Old Boy- Underwear!

Articulate 4 year old girl (pulling on V-neck of her sweater)- Look at my nipple; it tickles!

Teacher-you shouldn’t pull on your sweater, it will stretch it out and make it too big to fit.

Articulate 4 year old girl- My nipples are really ticklish!

Teacher- We do not need to know that,

Second 4 year old girl (interrupting)- My daddy has a nipple.  (As an after-thought) My mommy has two!