5 year old girl- ….11  12   18  19  16  17!

5 year old girl- When people are naughty, my Sunday-school teacher kisses them.  So the kids scoot away.

4 year old girl- My Sunday-school teacher left because she kissed someone and got mad.

5 year old girl- You may not like the ponytail we are doing…

teacher- I might not?  Why is that?

4 year old- Because it is gonna be ugly!

5 Year Old Girl- Remember when I was 4 and I peed my pants?  It happens all the time.

Teacher in response to a child- What is loot?

5 Year Old Boy- It’s a fff-loot

4 Year Old Boy- Do you know why I like you?

5 Year Old Girl- Because of my hair.

4 Year Old Boy- Because I like you and your hair smells nice.

—three minutes later—

4 Year Old Boy- Do you know why I will always love you?

5 Year Old Girl- No.

4 Year Old Boy- Becauseyou are nice to me.

Teacher- What did you do on vacation?

4 Year Old Boy- I got a haircut

3 Year Old Girl- My daddy put me under the water (swimming lessons, we think)

5 Year Old Boy- I put my clothes on (no mention of his trip to Disney World)

4 Year Old Boy #2- we went to Disney Land

4 Year Old Girl- I went to Myrtle Beach

5 Year Od Boy- I didn’t have a vacation

5 year old girl- I’ve been tooting durring naptime, just quietly!