Teacher- What did you do on vacation?

4 Year Old Boy- I got a haircut

3 Year Old Girl- My daddy put me under the water (swimming lessons, we think)

5 Year Old Boy- I put my clothes on (no mention of his trip to Disney World)

4 Year Old Boy #2- we went to Disney Land

4 Year Old Girl- I went to Myrtle Beach

5 Year Od Boy- I didn’t have a vacation

4 Year Old Boy- Will you pet me at naptime?

4 Year old Girl-Your hair is cool.

Teacher with new hair cut- Thank you.

3 Year Old Boy-It is not cool. It is pretty

4 YearOld Girl- A mouse bit me on the train.

Teacher- What did your dad do about that?

4 Year Old Girl- He killed it and my sister said “Don’t kill him, he is nice.”

Teacher- What did your mom do?

4 Year Old Girl- She was afraid it was going to go in her bottom.

Teacher asking kids about a book they wrote as a class- Who wrote the book?  Who should we say authored it and illustrated it?

4 Year Old Boy- By Dr. Seuss!

Teacher (holding a play phone)- Yes he is here.  It is for you.

Boy- Who is it?

Teacher- Your cousin George

Boy- I don’t have a cousing George

Teacher- Well, you do for pretend

Boy- No…(thinking)…It is my Chinese cousin Andrew!

Articulate 4 year old girl (pulling on V-neck of her sweater)- Look at my nipple; it tickles!

Teacher-you shouldn’t pull on your sweater, it will stretch it out and make it too big to fit.

Articulate 4 year old girl- My nipples are really ticklish!

Teacher- We do not need to know that,

Second 4 year old girl (interrupting)- My daddy has a nipple.  (As an after-thought) My mommy has two!