4 year old boy- What do you do if you can’t hold your peepee in much loonger? (question for field trip to a hotel)
4 year old boy- The ice is frozing.
4 year old boy- Knock! Knock!
Grandma- Who’s there?
4 year old boy- Tree
Grandma- Tree who?
4 year old boy- Don’t'cha even know your own middle name? Ha! Ha! Ha!
4 year old girl- DW spat on our television.
4 year old girl- 2 year old girl is coming to my house to take a nap
2 year old girl- I am so excited!
4 year old boy- And you scared the poop out of me!
4 year old boy- My mom had a walking stick and she spanked me with it.
5 year old girl- When people are naughty, my Sunday-school teacher kisses them. So the kids scoot away.
4 year old girl- My Sunday-school teacher left because she kissed someone and got mad.
teacher- Where did you get your toy to share?
4 year old- Burger King
