2 year old girl getting diaper changed- Do you like my bottom?
2 year old girl- Hit me in my butt!
4 year old girl- 2 year old girl is coming to my house to take a nap
2 year old girl- I am so excited!
Teacher- Is there poop in your diaper?
2 year old- No
Teacher- Do you know who has poop in their diaper?
2 year old- Miss Teacher
2 year old girl- 4 year old girl won’t stop waking up
2 year old girl- I don’t have a computer at home
teacher- Does your mommy or papa have a computer at home?
2 year old girl- They surely do