4 year old girl- 2 year old girl is coming to my house to take a nap

2 year old girl- I am so excited!

4 year old boy- And you scared the poop out of me!

3 year old girl calling out from the bathroom- But Girl is not here, she is in the Quad Cities!

4 year old boy- My mom had a walking stick and she spanked me with it.

5 year old girl- When people are naughty, my Sunday-school teacher kisses them.  So the kids scoot away.

4 year old girl- My Sunday-school teacher left because she kissed someone and got mad.

Teacher- Is there poop in your diaper?

2 year old- No

Teacher- Do you know who has poop in their diaper?

2 year old- Miss Teacher

Dad- What are you cooking for dinner?

3 year old daughter- Pizza!