4 Year Old Girl- My dad is an electrician.  Sometimes he works late.  He has meetings.

3 Year Old Girl- (Calling out full name of other little girl) do not walk away from me!

Teacher- What did you do on vacation?

4 Year Old Boy- I got a haircut

3 Year Old Girl- My daddy put me under the water (swimming lessons, we think)

5 Year Old Boy- I put my clothes on (no mention of his trip to Disney World)

4 Year Old Boy #2- we went to Disney Land

4 Year Old Girl- I went to Myrtle Beach

5 Year Od Boy- I didn’t have a vacation

4 Year Old Boy- Will you pet me at naptime?

Teacher- Name a body part

3 Year Old Boy- Shelf

Teacher- One of my body parts

3 Year Old Boy- Bookshelf

Teacher- Part of my body

3 Year Old Boy- Underwear!

4 Year old Girl-Your hair is cool.

Teacher with new hair cut- Thank you.

3 Year Old Boy-It is not cool. It is pretty

3 Year Old Girl- (3rd person own name) xxxxx is walking in the mud. HA HA HA HA

All the teachers laugh

3 Year Old Girl- Was that funny?

4 YearOld Girl- A mouse bit me on the train.

Teacher- What did your dad do about that?

4 Year Old Girl- He killed it and my sister said “Don’t kill him, he is nice.”

Teacher- What did your mom do?

4 Year Old Girl- She was afraid it was going to go in her bottom.

Teacher asking kids about a book they wrote as a class- Who wrote the book?  Who should we say authored it and illustrated it?

4 Year Old Boy- By Dr. Seuss!

5 year old girl- I’ve been tooting durring naptime, just quietly!