2 year old girl getting diaper changed-  Do you like my bottom?

2 year old girl- Hit me in my butt!

4 year old boy- What do you do if you can’t hold your peepee in much loonger? (question for field trip to a hotel)

4 year old boy- The ice is frozing.

5 year old girl- ….11  12   18  19  16  17!

4 year old boy- Knock! Knock!

Grandma- Who’s there?

4 year old boy- Tree

Grandma- Tree who?

4 year old boy- Don’t'cha even know your own middle name? Ha! Ha! Ha!

4 year old girl- DW spat on our television.

4 year old girl- 2 year old girl is coming to my house to take a nap

2 year old girl- I am so excited!

4 year old boy- And you scared the poop out of me!

3 year old girl calling out from the bathroom- But Girl is not here, she is in the Quad Cities!